The Speeding Ticket

A man is standing in front of the judge after trying to get out of his speeding ticket. The judge finds him guilty, fines him $50 and hands him a receipt. The motorist, a bit upset by now, sarcastically asks “What am I supposed to do with this, frame it?” “No,” replied the judge. “Keep…

Older Drivers

Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have…