I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This angered the driver enough to make him hang his arm out his window and ‘flip the woman off.’ “Man, that guy is stupid,”…

A man stands before the judge after trying to get out of his speeding ticket. The judge finds him guilty, fines him $50, and hands him a receipt. A bit upset by now, the motorist sarcastically asks, “What am I supposed to do with this, frame it?” “No,” replied the judge. “Keep it. Two more,…

Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought, “I must be losing it; I could have sworn we…